We understand, however, that this schedule doesn’t work for everyone. Some people like to exercise at 3:00 am. Perhaps because that’s when they get off work. Or maybe because they’re bloodsucking nosferatu who would wither away in the sunlight. Whatever the reason, Slammers now offers round-the-clock access.

We are unable, for insurance reasons, to give members unrestricted after-hours access to our entire complex. Members with 24 / 7 fobs or cards, however, are able to use the majority of our upstairs level at any time day or night. If you’re interested in taking advantage of this feature, please come see us at the front counter. Alternately, you can call us, email us at reception@slammersgym.ca, message us via Facebook, or express your desire on a tiny scroll of parchment attached to the leg of a carrier pigeon.

In our experience, Slammers members are almost always considerate and respectful. Even so, we set up a women’s only zone for those who are more comfortable in an exclusively estrogen environment. This space is located in the far corner of our complex’s lower level, away from our high-traffic areas. So if it’s privacy you want, this is the area for you!

So. You’ve just crushed it in the weight room and now you want to get some cardio. But it’s a gorgeous day outside and it seems a shame to spend an hour indoors on the StairMaster. Not to worry. Slammers has a solution: hit the basketball court and soak up some rays whilst you’re draining those treys. Let’s see what you got, Michael Jordan! Actually, forget Jordan. We have a homegrown superstar we can use in our trash-talking instead. Show us your skillz, Steve Nash! {Better, right? True North Strong & Free, we stand on guard for thee!}

Pickleball. It’s fun to say, don’t you think? It always makes us giggle just a li’l. Anyway, we have nets, we have paddles, we have lightweight balls. {More giggling.} Let the pickling commence!

At Slammers, we have ample room for your ride. Seriously. We have lots in both front and back so you can drive over your 18-wheeler if you like. You’ll still have enough space to do donuts. {Disclaimer: Slammers Gym Inc. does not endorse doing donuts in an 18-wheeler. Injury could result. [But just between us, be sure to get video if you do try it. Because that would be pretty cool.]}